Based on the title, the stratosphere is acting extremely rudely by talking down to the troposphere, which might upset it.  So, somebody needs to go to it and put it in timeout (after giving it a stern talking to) so that it learns it should not talk to another atmospheric layer like that.  And, maybe they could then take the troposphere out for ice cream, so that it feels better.

In all seriousness, this was a good and interesting post on what's going on with the SPV, plus the footnotes added more context to it.  Thanks for your hard work.